MammaPole
HELLO
MammaPole

SW's favorite amateur voluptuous pole dancer.
New York City
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Feats Completed
- The Feralicious Challenge:
- 3.) Ritual and Rhythm
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- Social Workout Challenge: New Years Edition:
- Pimp Your Bed
- Go Fish
- Home Food
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- Emergency Holiday Challenge:
- Naughty Flogging
- Divine Singing
- Reindeer Gaming
- Festivus Pole Dancing
- Stand Up!
- Shop in Peace
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Workout
Narrowing my moves
Working hard mentally for Polesque . . . now if only I had the physical part down to match it . . .
Class(es) Taken:
Pole Dancing - Kyra J.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Fri, 09/17/2010 (All day)
Workout
A Double without Trouble
Shoutout to me for getting though another double pretty well! I feel like I could even keep dancing after class. Nice.
Class(es) Taken:
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Wed, 09/15/2010 (All day)
Workout
Biking in silence
I am feeling really, really stupid. I thought I lost my MP3 player at Crunch in Union Square. So I went A THE WAY INTO MANHATTAN hoping Crunch would have it. This gym is really out of the way when I'm not working. When they didn't have it, I thought someone stole it from me. So as I wept on the inside, I still worked out.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Workout
Getting closer to Polesque II . . . getting nervous
First, I have to see if I even get accepted to compete in Polesque II. Secondly, if I do get in, my competition is on and poppin'. I saw a sneak peak of what the other girls may do and it has me really worried. They're good. Real good. They can do the tricks that I look up to.
Class(es) Taken:
Pole Dancing - Kyra J.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Fri, 09/10/2010 (All day)
Workout
Busting my ass after work
Today, I busted my ass at the gym. I finally got a spot in Eric's Ass and Abs class and then hustled on the eliptical afterwards. Shoutout to me for staying on my fitness hustle.
Workout
Early splashes
I can't believe I was awake at 5:30 AM. The I couldn't believe I was still awake at 6:30. What I couldn't believe most of all was that I actually got out of bed (since I couldn't sleep) and went swimming in my hotel. Why, you may ask, did I decide to do that? My only motivation was taking a nap afterwards before my day started.
Workout
A Hotel Quickie
No, this is (surprisingly) not a sexual comment. I worked out at my hotel gym during my business trip this week. Score for actually doing it and not just planning to work out!
Workout
Training has begun!
Ok kids, Polesque II is right around the corner. I just submitted my submission video to the judges to get into the competition. Now, I'm jumping the gun because I am not offcially in the competition, but I am training like I am. That means every single pole class matters. Every movement matters. Everything I eat, every exercise, every moment counts.
Class(es) Taken:
Pole Dancing - Kyra J.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Fri, 09/03/2010 (All day)
Workout
Working out to get my weight down
Who isn't working out to keep their weight down? I mean, this is a stupid title because it is obvious, but for me, it is real. I have a problem with my weight and I want to get it back down to normal. Does anybody feel my pain on this one?
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
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Workout
Narrowing my moves
Working hard mentally for Polesque . . . now if only I had the physical part down to match it . . .
Class(es) Taken:
Pole Dancing - Kyra J.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Fri, 09/17/2010 (All day)
Workout
A Double without Trouble
Shoutout to me for getting though another double pretty well! I feel like I could even keep dancing after class. Nice.
Class(es) Taken:
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Wed, 09/15/2010 (All day)
Workout
Biking in silence
I am feeling really, really stupid. I thought I lost my MP3 player at Crunch in Union Square. So I went A THE WAY INTO MANHATTAN hoping Crunch would have it. This gym is really out of the way when I'm not working. When they didn't have it, I thought someone stole it from me. So as I wept on the inside, I still worked out.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Workout
Getting closer to Polesque II . . . getting nervous
First, I have to see if I even get accepted to compete in Polesque II. Secondly, if I do get in, my competition is on and poppin'. I saw a sneak peak of what the other girls may do and it has me really worried. They're good. Real good. They can do the tricks that I look up to.
Class(es) Taken:
Pole Dancing - Kyra J.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Fri, 09/10/2010 (All day)
Workout
Busting my ass after work
Today, I busted my ass at the gym. I finally got a spot in Eric's Ass and Abs class and then hustled on the eliptical afterwards. Shoutout to me for staying on my fitness hustle.
Workout
Early splashes
I can't believe I was awake at 5:30 AM. The I couldn't believe I was still awake at 6:30. What I couldn't believe most of all was that I actually got out of bed (since I couldn't sleep) and went swimming in my hotel. Why, you may ask, did I decide to do that? My only motivation was taking a nap afterwards before my day started.
Workout
A Hotel Quickie
No, this is (surprisingly) not a sexual comment. I worked out at my hotel gym during my business trip this week. Score for actually doing it and not just planning to work out!
Workout
Training has begun!
Ok kids, Polesque II is right around the corner. I just submitted my submission video to the judges to get into the competition. Now, I'm jumping the gun because I am not offcially in the competition, but I am training like I am. That means every single pole class matters. Every movement matters. Everything I eat, every exercise, every moment counts.
Class(es) Taken:
Pole Dancing - Kyra J.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Fri, 09/03/2010 (All day)
Workout
Working out to get my weight down
Who isn't working out to keep their weight down? I mean, this is a stupid title because it is obvious, but for me, it is real. I have a problem with my weight and I want to get it back down to normal. Does anybody feel my pain on this one?
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Workout
DOuble without the trouble
Get it Roz! Another Wednesday of Double without the Trouble! Nice job today handling two straight hours of working out.
Class(es) Taken:
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Wed, 09/01/2010 (All day)
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I want to be Indian
If I wasn't black, which is a really fun ethnicity, I would want to be Indian so I could look as hot as Sarina when she's busting a serious Punjabi groove in class.
on 12.31.09 at 05:15 by MammaPole | 1 Comments
I want them to do a study on my 7" pole shoes.
Posted in response to: The Height of the Heel Doesn't Really Matter
on 12 years 1 week ago by MammaPole
This is why I'm friends with you two.
Posted in response to: Drunk swimming
on 12 years 15 weeks ago by MammaPole
This is why we're friends. Other then working out, I feel the need to constantly tell people all about every meal I eat. You're descriptions made my palate dance.
Posted in response to: want dessert so good it'll make you cry?
on 12 years 15 weeks ago by MammaPole
I'm glad some of us are actually making progress towards their body issues. I hope to be in the same boat, but I have a lot more work to do. Congrads, MSH, on working your way towards a point I can't even see yet . . .
Posted in response to: you better realize you're hot...like...now.
on 12 years 17 weeks ago by MammaPole
I want one. Yes, I would use this in public shame free if it got my ass into sexier clothes.
Posted in response to: Treadmill Desks Unsexy, But Maybe Also Awesome
on 12 years 17 weeks ago by MammaPole
SandyLiz, that was a very kind and thoughtful comment. Thank you for reading and thank you for always cheering me on. I sometimes loose myself in the reflection of other people around me, so it takes some reminding to myself that I am talented, I am worthy of being in class with other girls and I look good in my own way. Hope to see you soon.
Posted in response to: 202lbs of Pole Dancer
on 12 years 18 weeks ago by MammaPole
I don't know if you are seeing anybody, but I hope your current or future lover values your radiance!
Posted in response to: i celebrate myself, and sing myself
on 12 years 20 weeks ago by MammaPole
Fear not, SandyLiz. I'm good.
Posted in response to: Who makes up these moves?
on 12 years 20 weeks ago by MammaPole
While I don't think I've over working out, I def judge myself for not working out enough. In fact, I fight myself on this all the time. My life is over scheduled and the gym is a big reason why. I can't rest either. Maybe they have 12 step programs for people like us.
Posted in response to: overtraining leads to "the talk" leads to msh258 becoming super-famous
on 12 years 20 weeks ago by MammaPole
So I know I am like a month late reading this, but at SW's "favorite voluptuous amateur pole dancer," I must throw in my two cents. You will look nothing but beautiful on the pole. The chicks on YouTube have been doing this since they popped out the womb, so don't think you have to come to class knowing how to split four ways. I've been a pole Diva for over two years and can assure you that it took me a really, really long time to build strength. In fact, I'm still working on it. I go every week and hope to see you there. I'm the thick black chick in the hot pink shoes who thinks she's Beyonce.
Posted in response to: Pole Dancing Terror
on 12 years 21 weeks ago by MammaPole
The WORST thing to forget is CLEAN UNDERWEAR for after your shower. I did it last week and had to make some really difficult decisions between the shower and getting home to clean hipsters at home.
Posted in response to: What's the Worst Item to Forget to Bring to the Gym?
on 12 years 23 weeks ago by MammaPole
That's awesome. Wish I was there.
Posted in response to: Holy awesomeness, there was a catfight in my gym class!!!
on 12 years 25 weeks ago by MammaPole
Thank you everyone for your kind words! You all are always so supportive and I really, really appriciate it. Thank you for starting my new year off on such a positive note. I won't let you down.
Posted in response to: Training for my first pole competition!
on 12 years 25 weeks ago by MammaPole
You would think it Crunch would terminate my membership for missing a day. One day, perhaps gym rats like ourselves will not be so tough on ourselves.
Posted in response to: Bad decision to go to pole
on 12 years 26 weeks ago by MammaPole
As a pole junkie, I'm very familiar with the wonders of Dry Hands. Does anybody know what store I can buy some from in person in the city?
Posted in response to: Dry Hands, Liquid Courage
on 12 years 28 weeks ago by MammaPole
Holy crap, how could I forget about my vagina munching?! Thanks for the shout out. You'll get to the top of the pole soon.
Posted in response to: A Sexy night of pole
on 12 years 29 weeks ago by MammaPole
Oh snap, I didn't know you knew about Make My Cake?! I've had their cupcakes before, but I don't know where this slice was from. It was still good.
Posted in response to: "I love you like a fat kid love cake"
on 12 years 29 weeks ago by MammaPole
I too need to slow my roll at the gym sometimes, but my over zealous inner gym rat puts my body through the ringer before I admit defeat and go home after work and NOT Union Square.
Posted in response to: Realizing the need to REST
on 12 years 30 weeks ago by MammaPole
Thank you to everyone who came out and saw the show! I can't wait until all of you are dancing alongside me. I had a great time and your support is always so kind and uplifting!
Posted in response to: Sasha Fierce came to 59th Street last night
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on 11 years 40 weeks ago by MammaPole