Halloween
Poet Laureate
Pumpkin Attacks Fat: A Halloween Service Announcement
Because I’ve seen “red light district” versions of witches, nurses, Dorothy, Power Puff Girls, Sarah Palin, dogs, cats, and, once, an extraordinarily inappropriate yet somehow sexy bumble bee, I understand that Halloween is the one night many ladies can show a little playful leg, burn their inhibitions up in a jack-o-lantern, and, er, make out with Batman. For the dudes, we can Velcro our muscles on, leer as much as we like, lead the way through haunted houses or have a brilliant conversation with Master Chief over the hot-ice-laced Halloween punch. The point is, 47 days until Halloween! The time to start cooking up your costume is NOW.
Right now you might be thinking, “Mohawk, thanks, you’re awesome, but, I mean, what the hell does this have to do with a health website?” And to you I say: unless you’re throwing a bag over yourself and going as a “bag,” your body plays an integral part of your costume! So here are some helpful suggestions for how to bring your best when slipping into that fishnet body stocking, you sexy thang.
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Workout
Last Crazy Day: Just Water, Unsweetened, Raw, Brightly Colored, Localvore....
Woke up and inadvertently had a dry piece of whole grain toast. I plan to ignore that. Headed to the farmers market at Abington Park to hunt and gather. Filled bags with apples of two varieties, as well as local lima beans, a box of amazing grapes, and purple/black/yellow string beans. Also a green pepper. All local. All raw. All colorful.
i did it! ok there's 2 more days but wooooo!
I went GOT PAID to go to a YSL perfume launch party last night! hells yes, I was hired as an artist to put together a troupe of over-the-top-costumers! THAT is the life! Top shelf liquor, french perfume being pretty much pumped through the air vents, silver trays of macaroons...oh shucks, I couldn't have EITHER!!! Darn SW feat love!
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Yoga Retreats
Halloween Retreat Strategy
Do the naughty nurse costumes in the window at Ricky's and the prospect
of another Halloween in the city make you miserable? We know how it is trying to cross 6th Avenue during that lovely parade. Reminder: You
could be surfing and yoga-ing in Morocco. If you've already got your costume, however, you might steel yourself in advance in Tulum, or plan to recover from the booze and sugar after the fact at Green Gulch in Marin County. Just wanted you to know your options....
