Criminal Yoga

Jury Finds Yoga Teacher Guilty of Incredibly Inappropriate Adjustments

Final update in the case of the yoga teacher who offered "overly personal adjustments" in Aspen, Colorado. Taking the stand in his own defense on Tuesday, the accused yoga teacher said, "I have never reached into anybody’s pants, ever, teaching yoga." The jury didn't believe him. The jury found him guilty of sexual assault, and the ex-teacher (unsurprisingly, he hasn't gotten a lot of teaching gigs since "hands-down-the-pants" got around as a nickname) must now register as a sex offender and is also facing possible jail time. 

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